So, today is the day where I meet Skylar’s parents. I’m not really too worried about it, considering I know that Skylar is going to get me mildly buzzed beforehand, so I’m not weird. This is the one and only time where if I fuck up socially, it could cost me. Then again, … More Meeting His Parents & A Lesson on Not Caring About What People Think.
I know I’ve been gone for a few days, but I’m back, and I’m sure you care oh so fucking much. The surgery went well, I got Valium piped through my body, and it was fantastic. Moral of the story, I can see completely clear, and I’ll never have to get that shit done … More I’m Unofficially Engaged?
So, I accidentally spent the night at Skylar’s house again this past weekend. Yes, that happens. And I also accidentally forgot to text my mom and tell her where I was, so there was a shit show when I got home. Worth it? Not really. Skylar sleeps like a baby, and I never … More I’m Having Surgery Tomorrow. (Again.)
Animal Kingdom did not happen yesterday. Let me tell you what the fuck happened, which almost sent me on a fucking rampage through that place. So, we’re going to backtrack a little here, so I’ll give you a little preface. I lost my Magic Band and my plastic card pass, so I need a replacement. … More Disney Nightmares & Moving Out.
Good morning, world. Well, we don’t have a dog anymore. It was somewhat depressing yesterday, but it was just one of those things that had to be done. Honestly, I think Nikki was kind of giddy to get rid of us, so if anything, she probably sees that place as her home. But … More I’m Becoming a D-List Celebrity.
If there’s one thing I realized lately, it’s that I live a pretty fucking boring life. When I don’t go out with Skylar, all I do is sit around the house and fucking clean like an obsessive-compulsive on crack. I don’t know why I’ve been doing that lately, but that’s most definitely not … More My Life is Extremely Boring.
I’m pretty much over it. I’m over the fact that my mom read my blog, and knows that I’m a fucking hot mess. Unfortunately, I’ll never say what’s elaborated, what’s true, what’s false, or what’s slightly bent from the truth. That’s up to you to think about. But I’m over it, I’m back … More Some More Confessions.
Being back on this blog after this weekend is making me cringe so hard as I type this, it isn’t even funny. Beforehand, let me backtrack a little. I have a laptop, like most people, right? So, my keyboard is broke in it, so I have to plug one in and use one … More My Mom Read My Blog.
Today is the day. Today is the day in which case, I am going to my first gig ever, I’m sleeping over at Skylar’s again, and I’m probably going to get wasted. Honestly, I have no idea what the fuck I’m even in for. However, last night, I was curious, so I stalked … More My Boyfriend is Metalhead Jesus.
Alright, world. I’m not really sure where to begin this time, but then again, do I ever really know where to start? No, not really. I saw Skylar yesterday, and let’s just say that when I wrote that really weird, crazy things happen when I’m around him, that meant nothing. All of that … More My First Gig & Getting Drunk at Disney.